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slipknots:

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

(via pitkittens)

— 9 months ago with 155204 notes

levelnine:

sometimes you’re so depressed and there’s only one person who can get you through it and his name is john mulaney

(Source: hlywtr, via wasteofgrace)

— 9 months ago with 75230 notes

lowselfworth:

ever feel like your head is a magic eight ball and your brain is the little floating die but instead of like twenty different outcomes it only ever rolls “outlook not so good”

(Source: vigilantejustice, via life-lifeisalongtime)

— 10 months ago with 30 notes

dippyface:

tockthewatchdog:

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

(via alliecaulfield)

— 10 months ago with 170163 notes

twinge:

reminder that being suicidal is a SERIOUS problem. i know this website has normalized the idea that having suicidal thoughts isn’t something that requires medical attention, but i promise it is and if you’re frequently having suicidal thoughts then it’s crucial for you to seek help.

(Source: bold, via mmelodyj)

— 10 months ago with 32907 notes
humansofnewyork:
““When you’re six you have like twenty-eight responsibilities. You have to help your mom. You have to help your dad. And you have to keep your room clean so your parents don’t come in and see your secrets. I have over one hundred...

humansofnewyork:

“When you’re six you have like twenty-eight responsibilities. You have to help your mom. You have to help your dad. And you have to keep your room clean so your parents don’t come in and see your secrets. I have over one hundred secrets and only five have been discovered because they’re protected by lasers. I’ll tell you one but then I’ll have to throw it away. I’m a real ninja master because I got powers from glowing red rocks I found in the caverns of lost treasure. Someone hid them there in the 1980’s during World War 7. That’s all I can tell you now because I don’t want everybody to know how special I am.”

(Manila, Philippines)

(Source: humansofnewyork)

— 10 months ago with 5462 notes

parkaklimer:

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i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

(Source: queentab, via sonata-quasi-una-fantasia)

— 10 months ago with 378285 notes

ethicallyambiguous:

Georgia O’Keeffe’s home and studio (Abiquiu, NM) 

(Source: flowerinaflame, via mmelodyj)

— 10 months ago with 3084 notes

virusis:

me:*thinks about space*
me:*tears up* it’s just…it’s…it’s so much shit

(via life-lifeisalongtime)

— 10 months ago with 295262 notes

shitboy96:

At this point I just assume every story on tumblr is fake but I reblog it anyway because who cares we’re all dying and who am I to deprive myself of a tepid chortle

(Source: shitboy96, via pitkittens)

— 10 months ago with 152677 notes

thingsorganizedneatly:

Zoe Leonard has a new exhibition at the Whitney Museum in New York, until June 10.

(Image 1 is from Hauser & Wirth, 2017.)

— 10 months ago with 249 notes

not-so-innocent-bi-sander:

verylostpenguin:

Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!

Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?

Me: OK, so here’s the thing

I did not come here to be attacked in this manner

(via pitkittens)

— 10 months ago with 196869 notes